Oh F-YOU Lady!

Can you say fuckity fuck fuck fucker?
That's right, my mother-in-law is staying with us.
And her little dog too...

Must she fill in every single silence with something? Sometimes it's the stupidest chatter, sometimes it's passive aggression spoken with a tight-lipped smile and sometimes it's little song and dance routines to "impress" my kids. Even at 3 they can tell how messed up she is. Ahhh, they are learning to roll their little eyes, aren't they just precious?
The woman has not stopped moving or talking since she arrived 6 months ago. I mean two days ago.
She speaks to everyone like they are mentally handicapped.
She is so uncomfortable in her own skin I can't even imagine how she functions day to day. She can not, under any circumstance, handle even one moment of not speaking. It's like she and I are on a first date and she is so nervous and freaked out, she might need to call her dad to come pick her up.
As tradition states, she thoroughly embarrassed me and pissed me off at my girls birthday party yesterday. Interrupted me disciplining my kids in front of a group of people and of course had little rude comments about the people we'd invited (but after they left because she hasn't the balls to do it any other way)
If I tidy up the kitchen she is right behind me to show me how to do it a little better. If I use water, she uses soap and if I use soap, she'll use bleach. Do you see how she is just better than me? Clearly, she is the better house cleaner which makes her the better person right?
I honestly think she has OCD. Or something requiring medication.
My husband is no help really. He just steers clear of her.