You should be ashamed!

I was just barely getting over one of my daughters telling 3 people at the grocery store that "mommy has a rash in her panties" when my other darling offspring offered up "you have to be careful when you are playing with daddy's balls" to all the women at our play group.
Don't call the cops okay. She meant "when you are playing with daddy in the driveway with the soccer ball, you must be careful of cars backing up"
Maybe I need to start clarifying things a wee bit.
The rash thing is half true. I had a heat rash on my stomach from working out at the gym. No really, I did.