I have a confession to make

And then I will go clean the house.
I sometimes talk to my ex-boyfriend via email and I tell him horrible lies. Sometimes I tell him I am training for a marathon, sometimes I tell him I am buying a resort (deal fell through)I used to tell him about what a great and cool snowboarder I am but I haven't used that one recently.
Yes, I am just that pathetic.
I do this because he is such a total asshole for breaking up with me - the best catch around. I would never, ever trade my gorgeous husband (ya, the fucktard one...sorry honey...) on this ex-wanker but I just am not big enough to tell him I simply moved onward and upward after him. He has since traveled the world and god knows what else and I got married and had kids. Again, I wouldn't trade but his life does look far more internationally exciting on paper.
See how sometimes I don't blog for weeks and then I just can't stop?