I got this today

TEN THINGS GOD WON'T ASK ON THAT DAY.
> >
> > 1... God won't ask what kind of car you drove. He'll
> > ask how many people you drove who didn't have
> > transportation.
> >
> > 2... God won't ask the square footage of your house,
> > He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.
> >
> > 3... God won't ask about the clothes you had in your
> > closet, He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.
> >
> > 4... God won't ask what your highest salary was. He'll
> > ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.
> >
> > 5... God won't ask what your job title was. He'll ask
> > if you performed your job to the best of our ability.
> >
> > 6... God won't ask how many friends you had. He'll ask
> > how many people to whom you were a friend.
> >
> > 7... God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived,
> > He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.
> >
> > 8... God won't ask about the color of your skin, He'll
> > ask about the content of your character.
> >
> > 9... God won't ask why it took you so long to seek
> > Salvation. He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in
> > heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.
> >
> > 10... God won't have to ask how many people you
> > forwarded this to, He already knows.

I have something to say about #10.

Is that a threat? Am I going to hell because I didn't forward something? Is that the criteria because it's not the worst thing I have done. Won't the devil be slightly disappointed in me? "You didn't forward THE GOD email? A sunburn for YOU!">
I hate forwarded crap and, as a rule, I don't usually read it and I certainly never forward it. I chose to read this because it was from Skunky Stephie and I thought it might be fodder.
Anyway, see you in hell if you don't forward that message. Cheers!