CNN = Certainly Not News

So a woman goes missing. Sad and frightening. Reminds us of Lacy Peterson and the woman from Utah and we are worried. Where can she be?
Then we find out that she actually just pulled a Margot Kidder and is alive and full of shit in New Mexico.
So CNN, being the stupidest channel in the world, kicks into high gear and runs the "story" ALL day. Did it not cease to be a true news story when she was found and found out? How, in god's name, is this newsworthy? There were literally hundreds of children abducted yesterday but CNN chooses to run this all day.
I know, I know. And I didn't watch it (after the first report that is) but every time I went by the channel there she was, all smiley and shiny before she decided to pretend to be abducted instead of marrying the guy with the giant soccer ball head.
They went on and on about how she is an avid runner. Ya, no kidding, runs like the wind that one.
I so hate CNN. So so much.