Last night
Last night I dreamt (ed?) I was Renee Zellwiger. I was hanging out with one of the Quaids. The "cute" one. We were just cruising around with what I think may have been my assistant or something. You know, I was all squinty and smirky, all Renee-esque and we came upon an old fire station. I decided I was going to make it into a cool and hip restaurant. Then my assistant (or whoever she was) passed me a note to let me know the Quaid was interested in me. I was flattered but he was married so I didn't go for it. Then there was a whole part of my dream which focused on me having to go out with bad hair due to the rain.
posted by pissed off wife @ 10:01 PM
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maybe it is all really about your being a devoted fan of Kenny Chesney?
I am hoping you are OK!
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