recipe for a good day

1. Husband makes coffee before I wake up. We have milk to put in it.
2. Kids do not immediately start yelling "I AM A HUN-GARY"
3. We have bread for peanut butter toast when they are hun-gary
4. Darlings don't need wrestling to the floor to put on clothes. No yelling "BUT I WANNA BE THE NUDIST"
5. Hair looks like shit but I don't actually remember to look in the mirror and brush it until much, much later so who cares right?
6. Work out at the gym without the creepy guy who wears short-shorts, lurking behind me lifting those 5 lb girl-weights, there.
7. CHILDREN NAP! (intense clapping and cheering. some people crying tears of joy) Their brilliant mother figured out that if they were in different rooms, it might be less easy for them to rile each other up. Gave them fake cell phones to 'call' each other as necessary.

Really doesn't matter what happens the rest of the day as the morning went so well. Forgot to mention that the sun is shining so we can actually be outside later. Lovely.