Volume 2

2004. My side.

Highlights:

• My nieces and nephews doing the pledge of allegiance with the wrong hand over the wrong side as they are Canadian and don't have a clue. The look of disgust on the extended family's faces.
• My husband getting introduced to someone else with his name to the glee of the religious leader who is somehow related to me. The other person was blowing up balloons with his nose and making loud barking noises too. Just like twins! I helpfully suggest.
• My daughter piping up to loudly sing Twinkle Twinkle during the prayer time.
• Nobody in my immediate family knowing any of the hymns.
• My brother and I completely losing it and laughing 'till we cried while a distant cousin sings a song but in silent sign language. In our defense, we weren't laughing at her.