A little Advice

Why are so many people constantly giving me unsolicited advice? Do I come off as a feeble minded person? Is it the blonde hair?
Last night Stephanie and I went out for a 'girl's night'. I was thinking tequila shots but she was thinking conservative sweaters and an after dinner coffee drink. I don't really like Stephie but beggers can't be choosers right? What bugs me most is the constant words of wisdom. I guess I could be taken as passive but the truth is I just don't care about some things thus don't engage in long conversation about said subject. When she is telling me all about how I 'should' do this and that I am thinking of what her hair would look like if it didn't look like a skunk. I 'should' really get my girls potty trained. I thinks she was horrified when I told her that I am avoiding potty training as it is way easier to take them out in a diaper. How irreasponsible. Ya ya, I should do a lot of things. Like not make fun of my husband. Not call the cat an asshole in front of my kids. Lots of nots.
She was also rude to the waitress which pissed me off. Yes honey, you are waaaay better then the 20 year waitress. So do you feel better now?
One more thing and then I will shut up about the person I chose to go out with. I made my bed, I know, I know. Just because I am a vegetarian does not mean that I graze on the fucking lawn. She was describing this 'loaf' that she didn't like (I know you are just dying to get in on one of our crazy girls night!) So the loaf has all of this stuff in it. Raisins, every seed ever known to man, and a bunch of other things that should never be put together and called a recipe. She must have said 5 times "Oh you would just love it" Do I assume that because she eats meat, she will eat, like, haggis or animal brain or that sick sliced mystery meat with the little bits of pasta (I think it is pasta...maybe it is not pasta...maybe it is more bits of brain or something) Assuming makes as ass out of her.