Things that pissed me off today

• The neighbours damn dog. I have not actually seen the dog but he is there with his nose stuck under our hedge ready to bark like a sonofobitch every time we walk to the car. Maybe an anti-freeze doggy treat for him.
• My husband. Various reasons. One being just his gender I guess. Do ALL men have to think with their dicks? He's flipping around on the tv trying to find a show and ends up watching 14 year girls playing tennis for a half an hour. I give him a hard time, such is my job, and he flips to football for 2 minutes then back to retired supermodel hocking cheap exercise equipment. It's not that I think he shouldn't look at other woman, he should just have some control over it.