Laylani Mikaylah

I've just been reading www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com. It's basically devoted to finding, and then insulting, baby names. I like it. There are just so many bad, bad names out there.
My kids, Nancy and Ethel would agree.

On today's agenda we have sewing, sewing and more sewing. Maybe a little child rearing as well but we'll see.

A couple of questions

Why are women who work in fabric stores so odd? I accidentally said "yard" instead of "metre" and I might as well have said "cock's length" instead. "I'll have a cock's length of the tropical sunsets please" and I'm talkin my husband, not yours, if you know what I mean.

There is a restaurant in Vancouver called Joey tomatoes and they "actively discourage" parents from bringing children there to eat by not having highchairs or boosters. Oh and also making sure that it is in every newspaper so everyone knows their stance. So why isn't every mother in Vancouver packing up her snotty toddlers and hitting Joey's for lunch? I mean, where are the shit disturbers? I find the idea quite funny, but maybe that's just me. Better yet, bring the toddlers and some childless friends to sit at the next table. Have the couple complain and demand a free meal when your kids fling their Mediterranean grilled mahi mahi across four tables.