International Women's Day

Well today is our day. A day to celebrate women and being a woman. I am pissed of I didn't know this until tonight as I definitely would have had my husband do all of the chores and errands to celebrate me.
My daughter said to me "no more wine okay momma?" as I drank my beer at dinner. What the...?
Okay honey, then no more windmill throwing your poopy diaper down the stairs and then laughing hysterically with your sister okay? And no more hitting your sister on the head in a fit of rage when she won't 'cheers you' with her sippy cup okay? And definitely no more locking me out when I go to warm up the car for you okay? mmmkay.
You don't want to break their little spirits but jeee-sus. I resent the implication from my 2 year old that I may have a drinking problem. I wish I had the time for a drinking problem.
Anyway, I am off to visit my crazy mother tomorrow. She has vacuumed under the downstairs guest bed, like, 3 times in the last week. Maybe the little lady needs to get out of the house for a while if you know what I mean. Koo koo is setting in.