Thursday, January 13, 2005

Dr. Atkins and L.Ron Hubbard

Are definetely the same person. One fat freaky man who conned a bunch of people out of a bunch of money.
Suck-ahs everywhere today.
Honestly I am glad the atkins thing is almost done. All the converts rubbing the horrible dangers of vegetarianism in my face have come full circle (and I mean full circle) and have gained back all of the bacon they breifly lost in their forced ketosis. My parents in law (not Flo, the other ones), god love 'um, sitting there weighing in at a combined 500 plus, jamming butter covered, deep fried, chicken skin in their chops, all glistening and scary. Just one more sunday morning trip to dimsum away from actually dying of meat poisoning.

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Blogger Rachel Keller said...

Please see comments from blog envy entry.

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