stepford, here I come

Honestly. I have a play date with Stephanie and Ogden today and do I want to go? nope.
I am afraid of becoming her and slipping into the drudgery with a freaky little half-smile of my face. Her hair is so...short and....elderly. She was nervous about wearing red pants in case they made her look "too young". I feel like I have a dirty little secret around her. Like I am wearing a huge super-mother overcoat but I may be forced to flash her the naked truth at any moment.
Being a 'stay-at-home-mother', or for the indoctrinated 'SAHM!', is exactly what it's cracked up to be. It's a good thing my kids are so cool and funny. I hope my gorgeous daughter doesn't beat the crap out of Ogden today. God, thats embarrassing.